The World’s Cheapest 3-Tier Homebrew System… or damn close to it.

It’s hard to remember back to the beginnings of Mostly Harmless Brewing Co..  That’s been many, many days ago now… maybe even weeks.  But it’s still nice to reflect back on the days we started with a Mr. Beer kit and a dream and to look at where we are now… two guys who know just enough about brewing to be dangerous.  Ahhhh… I do love reminiscing.

This week we had a couple big upgrades to our equipment.  Due to my temporary hiatus from the daily grind I’ve had a bit more time on my hands lately and I’ve been tinkering around with things.  Brian got sick of ice-bathing our wort to chill it and got us a shiny new stainless steel wort chiller and after seeing a friend brew with a fly sparge head I built one for our setup.  While cleaning the gara… I mean brewery out I stumbled on a partially built aquarium stand that a buddy started and never finished and I had an idea.  We’re going 3-tiers, baby!

Pretty simple build out here.  I added a platform to the top of the stand to put our hot liquor tank on (tank, bucket.. whatever) and then put some blocks on the front of the stand to keep the MLT from sliding off and still allowing us to tilt it and get all that delicious wort.  With the addition of a few feet of high-temp hose and some clamps we had a gravity-fed 3 tier system happening.  I’ve run a test with water through it and it works great, this Saturday we’ll be having a Brewbecue and we’ll test it out on a live batch.  Wish us luck.

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The fly sparge head in action.

In addition to the equipment upgrades we also bottled our White House Honies honey ale.  Our Horse Pop lemon wine and an all-grain version of Hair of the Dog Oatmeal Stout (HOTDOS) will be ready to bottle up soon.


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Our R&D department is always working.

Our R&D department is always working.

A triple brew day and more lessons learned.

This Friday we had another brew day here at tMHBC.  We’d planned to do two brews – a Lemon Wine and an Imperial Stout.  On the way to the “brewery” Brian called me to ask if I had cinnamon, nutmeg and allspice.  I’ve learned not to ask why so, I just told him I did and left it and that, I figured I’d discover what kind of craziness he was up to soon enough.  It was a nice day for a brew and we had a couple of friends join us as well for some cigars and sharing of some craft brews.  We’re living the dream over here, folks.

Brian showed up and started plopping jars of honey, citrus fruits and raisins on my counter and busted out a little Fleischmann’s action to boot.  While diving into the recesses of the interwebz, he’d stumbled on a recipe for Joe’s Ancient Orange Mead and decided to try it out.  It’s a very, very simple recipe that is said to produce a very good mead.  It’s drinkable after a couple months and supposed to be excellent at about 6-7 months.  Starting it now should have this ready for us at the holidays.  We’ll keep you posted.

Joe's Ancient Orange Mead

Joe’s Ancient Orange Mead

Next up for the day was some Horse Pop.  “WTF is Horse Pop?”, you ask. (Some of you likely know the reference already, for the others… enjoy. PS – NSFW) Horse Pop is our version of Skeeter Pee lemon wine.  While I love the concept of Skeeter Pee I really hate that name.  I wanted a classy name, one you’d be proud to serve to your pastor or take to the yacht club.  “Pardon me, but might I top off your Horse Pop, good fellow?”  “Oh yes, it’s quite delightful… merci.”  It’s going to be awesome.

So after fighting with Brian about adding malt or hops or berries or whothehellknowswhat to the recipe we finally made “by the book” Skeeter Pee.  This is a quick fermenting wine and should be ready to bottle in about a month, just as the heat of summer hits us hard here in Atlanta.  I hear it’s a very sneaky drink and comes in at 10% but drinks like Kool Aid, easy to get out of control if you’re not careful.  Fermentation can be tough to get going with lemon-based beverages but I made a yeast starter and it started up nicely not long after pitching.  I look forward to bottling this one and getting stupid on it.

Horse Pop.  Some assembly required.

Horse Pop. Some assembly required.

The final brew for the day was V1.0 of our Signature Stout.  Brian and I both love a good stout so we decided this is the first style we want to perfect.  We’ve come up with a recipe that puts us in the right range of where we want to be with ABV and bitterness and using some malts we know we love.  This sucker has 18 1/2 lbs of malts in a 4 gallon batch.

This one, of course, is a bit more involved than the mead or the lemon wine.  We have to watch mash and sparge temps and time hop additions, etc.  We followed the recipe to the “T” and we’re dumbfounded when we missed our OG by 0.020.  A HUGE number to be off, and we know we followed the process dead on.  BUT… one thing we missed was how much wort got stuck in the deadspace of our mash tun.  The answer is “a lot”.  That much grain held a lot of water and we should have given it longer to  drain, we also need to upgrade the MLT drain hose as it’s quite possible even with the supports that amount of grain and water restricted our flow.  We didn’t notice how much was trapped right away but the next day, while cleaning it out, there was a lot of liquid that had settled.  A lot of delicious, sugary gravity that we missed out on.  Lesson learned.

The stout still looks very good and the wort tasted great.  Hopefully we’ll get a nice brew out of it but we’ll have to go back to the drawing board to get a perfect and reproducible recipe for our stout.

Black Gold, Texas Tea, Imperial Stout

Black Gold, Texas Tea, Imperial Stout

Bud Light Dry Hop Experiment – The Results

A couple weeks ago I shared that we were going to experiment with dry-hopping Bud Light to taste the difference in hop varieties.  Bud Light is a good delivery vehicle due to its wat… mild flavor profile.

After adding 1 gram of hop pellets to each bottle I allowed them to sit at room temperature for two days then cold-crashed them overnight.  Brian and I got together with another friend to taste the results, here’s what we all thought.

Delicious Dry-Hopped Bud Light

Delicious Dry-Hopped Bud Light


  • TD – Slight aroma, bit of ‘funk’ on the nose.  Sweetness and dankness on the palate.  Grassy!
  • BH – Very little aroma, slightly sweet on the nose.  Super-watery, washed out, effervescent.
  • ET – Light and refreshing hop, not overpowering.  No discernible aroma.


  • TD – I love this hop.  AMAZING aroma, nice citrus on the palate.  My new favorite hop.
  • BH – All about the aroma, beautiful and delightful, I want to snort it.  Bit more body and presence than Challenger.  “Oranginess” that sticks around, somewhat refreshing with better flavor than Challenger.
  • ET – Very pungent and dank.  Do not like this hop at all.


  • TD – Fruity aroma, very light.  Slightly sweet and musty flavor.
  • BH – Little to no aroma.  Fruity quality… possibly pear or very mild apple.  Not overpowering.  Maybe kiwi?
  • ET – Pear, apple on the aroma.  Soft fleshy fruit, like apricot or peach.


  • TD – Sweet aroma, citrus/pine.  Doughy-grass and pine on the palate.
  • BH – Like licking an evergreen tree.  Aroma is like a musty and mild Citra, cut grass on the palate.
  • ET – Musty-basement and wet dog aroma with a hint of pine.


  • TD – Light citrus aroma.  Piney-grapefruit flavor.  Noticeable lack of sweetness compared to the others.  White pepper.
  • BH – A little sweet and piney on the nose, maybe grapefruity-pine.  Effervescent and peppery with a faint orange/tangerine.
  • ET – Light floral aroma.  Sweet citrus, more flesh/pulp than rind flavor, some bitterness… maybe pepper but not sure.


  • TD – Reminds me of the Citra on the aroma, very nice citrus/pine.  Lighter flavor profile with a pine sap characteristic.
  • BH – Evergreen and pepper, palate kind of shot at this point.
  • ET – Dank and foresty, more pine than citrus.  No real tasting notes, too many to tell at this point.